http://funny.blogsome.com Funny Jokes and Humor Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:38:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2007/08/20/guess-her-age/ How about thirty rude pickup lines? These are surely guaranteed to get you laid or get you slapped. Enjoy! 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs…what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2007/08/04/rude-pickup-lines/ A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. “I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2007/08/04/from-one-blonde-to-another/ Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2007/08/04/doctors-vs-lawyers/ A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary’s apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don’t wake up until 8PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2006/01/09/an-honest-golfer/ I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I? Answer: The number 194 http://funny.blogsome.com/2006/01/09/3-digit-number/ A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is !!I think I should be in the third grade ... http://funny.blogsome.com/2006/01/09/skipping-a-grade/